Fresh chicken is evil, hateful and dangerous. We must protest in the streets, riot to battle this evil that will destroy our society as we know it. Fight the white power, fight the patriarchy, fight oppression by the fresh chicken!
You Can’t Repent. You are Irredeemable. Oprah, Queen of Kleenex has declared this. She has sent forth her Amazonian Army to castrate you. You need to get used to being a monster in the eyes of the Queen. Being castrati won’t be enough. There is another who made a Way. Read on and find out.… Continue reading You Can’t Repent
We exhault the ending. We don’t like the heroic misery that led to the ending. It would be awesome if we could just have the penultimate moment at the peak of victory all the time. One decapitated dragon bleeding out behind one handsome, sword wielding guy. On the guy’s other arm is a damsel no… Continue reading Heroic Misery
Fashy Boy asks, “What are we?” and Felina answers, “friends.” This does not sit well with Fashy Boy. Fashy Boy, it seems, pitched the idea of meeting the fam and Felina agreed. Meeting the fam is a “we are a thing” move. He was hoping for more than “friends“. It is amusing that under all… Continue reading What Are We?
Happy Year of the Rooster! I got me a 9mm, 12-gauge, full-auto, laser-sighted, led flashlighted bad ass paintball gun and I am going to murder against these wussies.
Real life telenovela
Can we have Ceasar with our shit salad?
It’s all about me!
RayBob wants to marry Dumpf
I get my idea of us as food from C.S. Lewis’ Screwtape Letters.