Muteki Chihuahua Bit

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Tate couldn’t let it go. One faded silver truck, one unflappable woman, and suddenly pupating butterflies were ‘dying’—or so he screamed. Spray can shaking, he scrawled ‘MURDERER!’ across Muteki’s side, certain this was justice.
Protip: don’t piss off the Hive. It remembers.Continue Reading

War of Worlds Words

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BURN HIM AT THE STAKE! OFF WITH HIS HEAD! TO THE GULAG WITH HIM! ORANGE MENACE IS AN EXISTENTIAL THREAT TO THE SOVEREIGNTY OF MOTHER EARTH AND ALSO THE POLAR BEARS AND MY FEELINGS!!!1!1!Continue Reading

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Tate stormed over to Inger’s booth at Mimosa House, voice booming:
“You’re killing Blue Luna butterflies with that smoking truck. I’m calling the cops.”
Inger set her fork down calmly. “They’re pupating, dude. Not extinct. Just hidden.”
Tate swung wild—missed hard. One light shove later, he stumbled back, pride deflating as Kaylee yelped and the waitress cleared the drama. Inger paid the tab, tipped big, and walked out into the sun.Continue Reading

PUDFIQTNASDER Leopard Spots

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At Boaz and Ruth, away from Martha, some of us would mutter, “leopard spots never change.” This is a fear I have. Let’s say the crowd abusing I.C.E. in the streets wins. I.C.E. is defunded. The borders are erased. Anyone and everyone who wants to come here does come here.Continue Reading

Meet Cute Chihuahua Redux

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A shared love of butterflies turns into a righteous stand against sooty diesel smoke. Then hunger and needing to pee disrupt the cause. The Blue Luna butterflies are still endangered. But the Target bathroom is open.Continue Reading

Fungal Rotted Tech The Hive

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The Hive Mind is the natural evolution of today’s WiFi and LTE devices — already sharing data across a proto‑mesh. It’s not a leap. It’s a continuation. A century from now, the infrastructure we treat as background noise becomes the substrate of intelligence itself. The Hive isn’t science fiction. It’s just the next step. Continue Reading

Marriage Proclamation Alpha Chihuahua

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Captain Kyle Branson leaned into the cab, swagger thick as the heat—right up until Dana stepped out of the booth and asked, ‘Honey, do you love me?’ His whole posture collapsed before the women even put Muteki back in gear.Continue Reading