Taylee Inger Kinda Sus Today

she bougie fr. that’s already bad. and she roll up in that diesel monster like she tryna speedrun eco‑doom. and now she got this girl with her?? like… idk… helper‑vibes?? carry‑bag energy?? whole thing feel off. inger walk in like she CEO of calm and this other girl just… orbiting. idk y’all. vibes weird.Continue Reading

Serenity Meadow Self Pwnd

Self pwnd is heresy. No one in the Citadel’s orbit dares admit they failed. Admitting failure is social suicide. That’s exactly what Damian did. His fate was sealed the moment he climbed onto a Saito‑Gumi submarine. Jace Varo’s death could be explained away, minimized, buried under the usual layers ofContinue Reading

Willow Camp Woodlands Across the Styx

Hurt is the only constant now. Staying put grinds him down; moving grinds him in a different, equally relentless way. Doing nothing would finish the job cleanly, but even that small mercy feels withheld. The very thing keeping him alive—the stubborn, indifferent machine that refuses to let him die—is theContinue Reading

Muteki Chihuahua Bit

Tate couldn’t let it go. One faded silver truck, one unflappable woman, and suddenly pupating butterflies were ‘dying’—or so he screamed. Spray can shaking, he scrawled ‘MURDERER!’ across Muteki’s side, certain this was justice.
Protip: don’t piss off the Hive. It remembers.Continue Reading

Meet Cute Chihuahua Redux

A shared love of butterflies turns into a righteous stand against sooty diesel smoke. Then hunger and needing to pee disrupt the cause. The Blue Luna butterflies are still endangered. But the Target bathroom is open.Continue Reading