An Odd Success
2016-01-15
I ought to wear a dress, identify as a lesbian, maintain a deep tan, and return to being certifiable. People would really, really like me if I did that.Continue Reading
The Alien Returns
2016-01-13
I took a break from scrubbing the carpet in my living room to type this. Alien puke smells worse than human puke. Robert, who on a whim decides s/he’s Roberta, is asleep in his (?her?) S-10 pickup at the curb outside my house. I have a hard time telling theContinue Reading
I Want to be a Redneck
2016-01-11
First Posted 18-Feb-2015 I’m not from Richmond, VA. I’m from Turnersville, NJ in Whitman Square. I grew up with a lot of Eastern European and Italian families who didn’t seem to need a day job. There were a lot of Cadillac’s and nice German sedans in the driveways of myContinue Reading