Tanks for the Birthday
The Woke True Folk toss me mock-worthy grenades, but Trump’s outdone them with the Trump Military Parade 2025—a Soviet-style circus for his 79th and the Army’s 250th. Tanks roll, helicopters buzz, and Doc Holiday the dog struts while Cheetoh Satan brags it’s “better than ever.” I laugh at the dictator vibes, but the real joke? A $25 million ego trip that even Mao would envy. Dive into the full takedown at worldofwebb.net—subscribe for more satire that bites!Continue Reading
That Sounds Like a You Problem
Malcontents demand burkas and Trump’s death, pushing legalism that fuels rebellion. From Rome to Berkeley, history shows control fails. Grace, not laws, offers peace.Continue Reading
Squatting Aint Homeless
Dope Fan cribs, totally chill, hide gnarly vibes. Damian squats in Inger’s pad, rigs Charlie’s gear, streams easy—40 hours of MMORPG grind, yo. Black Hand Coffee fuels his chill with Bunny Ayu, but Tala’s comin’ Continue Reading
Not a REAL Writer
Real writer? Oh, please. I’ve spilled more ink in 370 posts than most ‘major house’ darlings do in a lifetime. Writing’s not about some fancy imprint or a bookstore shelf—it’s about the grind, the words, the stories that hit harder than a troll’s ego. You think a logo from Penguin or a display at Books-A-Million makes a writer? Nah, it’s the fire in the keys, the late nights, the raw truth bleeding onto the page. Keep your gatekeeping, troll—I’m out here building worlds, one post at a time.Continue Reading
Damian
And then the wall between tangible truth and fantasy blurs. Characters I write about pierce the veil and traverse the haze. There is more to the amputated finger found in an abandoned Escalade.Continue Reading
The Sun Rises for the Living
The sun rises for the living. It never sets for the dead. And the beat goes on for those left behind. Death, though, punches a hole in the fabric. There is an empty place where Charlie (Charles Harrington, 34) used to be. He didn’t own much. He didn’t leave aContinue Reading
Timothy J Johnson
Honoring my brother TJ on worldofwebb.net. From BBQ feasts to literary dreams, his spirit lives on. Share your memories of him 💙#InMemoryOfTJ #TJsLegacy #BBQMemories #RideOrDieFriend #GriefAndHealing #WorldOfWebbContinue Reading
Highway 95
Things happen on Highway 95. It’s a lonely road where losing things isn’t hard. Charlie’s been down Highway 95 a time or two. Charlie hates conflict. When he feels it coming on his face squirms like a toddler with a dirty diaper. So he can be cajoled into helping beyondContinue Reading
Not a Team Player
Trump won. I voted for him. No, not apologizing. I am not a team player. I was bullied as a kid. Abused by a school teacher. Heard the admonition that because of me, my parents were miserable. My bad attitude has an origin story. Over two-thousand years ago a dissidentContinue Reading
Irredeemable
For the three sisters, Ophie, Inger, and Neesha, Charlie is irredeemable. He will never be forgiven. That Charlie is likely a baby Daddy to Neesha makes no never mind. She blames Charlie for everything wrong in her life. Charlie is innately racist to his dark core. Yes, the three womenContinue Reading








