Heroic Misery
We exhault the ending. We don’t like the heroic misery that led to the ending. It would be awesome if we could just have the penultimate moment at the peak of victory all the time. One decapitated dragon bleeding out behind one handsome, sword wielding guy. On the guy’s otherContinue Reading
Run! Felina Run!
Run! Felina Run! It’s what was in my head as she told me about the pendejo who had invited her to stay with him on a visit to Richmond. He was all that. He called himself Akim Kogan. Former addict, 6 years clean and sober !with tokens to prove it!,Continue Reading
A Fist Full of Fiscal Fears
Nobody will say they have enough. It is evil to be rich. Better to complain about a fist full of fiscal fears. It is more fashionable to worry about money.Continue Reading
Good Cab
Bad Cab Oakland in the 1980’s was a bad place for a good cab. Taxi Unlimited was a front for marijuana growers. Transportation was a side business for the collective. Providing a beard to growers so they could launder money was its primary function. Even with that it failed. DianneContinue Reading
Ellipsis Sh*t
An odd-one review of the Verizon Ellipse 10 tablet. Is it better than the first tablet sold under Verizon’s brand? Some. Is it good? No.Continue Reading
Akio
Akio creates a problem for me. He was born fucked. Two addict parents self-medicating to cope with a buzzing swarm of mental issues. Generations of living on the dole. Akio is an addict. Depending on his mood, he feels either schizophrenic, anxious or depressed. He is homeless, in his firstContinue Reading
Change Agent
It is a buzzword: “change agent.” Change Agent gives a strong emotional signal and is perfectly ambiguous. It sounds forward thinking and daring without giving specifics. Around the copier it works to impress. Protip: don’t actually change anything. The art of the millennia is a strong brand that protects theContinue Reading
Prince Ersatz
Hi, my name is Prince Ersatz and I am a malcontent. That moment when I realize I have been made actual after years of being a pretender.Continue Reading

