Let’s Do the Numbers Again
Yeah! NO PEACE! Peace and police are overrated. Once we burn it down we can have our pastoral utopia where nobody is married, all the women are generous with the sex, you can get high and not be shamed/shunned, there will be no government, no taxes, nobody oppressing us with rules, no war, no hunger, no rich people and no white people. It’s gonna be great.Continue Reading
Who Washed Feet First?
Who Washed Feet First? And how do you solve a problem like thick-necked people who persist in sin. Nothing has stopped evil. The only thing left is grace.Continue Reading
Does this evangelism tract make me look fat?
Baby, you’d look good in a flour sack.Continue Reading
More Educating Alan
The Bern and anti-establishment are two oxymoronic nouns.Continue Reading
Climate Change
First Posted 22-Jan-2015 I guess I’m making the very mistake I complain about. Folk ‘sposed to stop being silly when it comes to the phrase, “Climate Change”. I’ve written over 800 words making this mistake. It just seems so obvious that the phrase “Climate Change” means nothing. Oh, and asContinue Reading
Forgiveness is Work
#johnk. My buddy and I were kicking around the various malfunctions we suffer from/through with our kin. His Dad somehow picked up the “go away/come here” tactic of some women. It is a core belief of his that any relationship that feels like it is in “come here” mode willContinue Reading
No Fix Zone
In high school and into my twenties I got a lot of play out of being the wise, protective father figure for shameless hussies with soft boundaries and a burning resentment for the absent/s.o.b. father. As long as she’d get nekkid and dance the horizontal bop with me I wasContinue Reading
The Twenty Percent
Old habits die hard. I’m trying in 2016 to break the habit of preaching. The ethic among those in recovery is to share. It’s a good ethic. This post is a fail in that regard. A couple years ago I was in love with yelling at anybody in earshot thatContinue Reading
This is the End
First Posted 19-Sep-2015 Maybe you too have friends like this. They are in love with the apocalypse. Each time you meet then you have to grind through another rant about how we are all screwed, our tinfoil hats will just melt into our skulls making our scalps shiny and usContinue Reading




