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First Posted 13-Jan-2015 Bob returns, “Thank you for calling MCI Worldcom Customer Service. My name is Bob. How may I make your day better?” 당신의 이름 은 당신이 머리 바보 기저귀 밥 하지 않습니다! 왜 내Interweb 를 해제 했는가?(Your name is not Bob, you diaper head idiot. Why did youContinue Reading

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First Posted 15-Jan-2015 So, I nicknamed somebody, “SumYung HotTea” to make a point. The character was a collage of folk I’ve known. I thought I was done with her. Not. It’s never good to try and go blow for blow with a writer who owns a domain. This is why:Continue Reading

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First Posted 16-Jan-2015 2-Feb-2016, Richmond, Va.—It’s a bit curious to be editing this a year after I first posted it. At the time I wrote it I was a month into another job search. As was true last year I was one of those without an income and struggling toContinue Reading

Sysiphus

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First Posted 16-Jan-2015 Leelah, you poor thing. Bless your heart. You died for no reason. The world will not be fixed, sorry. There were three words in Leelah’s suicide note that just stopped me dead, “Fix the World”. The world can’t be fixed. It doesn’t come correct. Trying to makeContinue Reading

Anne Hathaway Golden Globes

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First Posted 19-Jan-2015 What He Sees What She Sees She’s Hot! My tits are not even I could do her. My tits are too small She’d be into me I have weird eyes. She’s probably a good cook. My skin is oily. I’m kinda fat & dumpy He’s kinda cute I don’tContinue Reading

Lighthouse Sunset

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First Posted 22-Jan-2015 I guess I’m making the very mistake I complain about. Folk ‘sposed to stop being silly when it comes to the phrase, “Climate Change”. I’ve written over 800 words making this mistake. It just seems so obvious that the phrase “Climate Change” means nothing. Oh, and asContinue Reading

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You have to play the rests. God worked six days of seven and rested on the 7th. Oh shut up. I know you, the one who wants to drag me into a fight over whether the 7th day was Saturday or Sunday. Go away. One of the conventions of storyContinue Reading

Obama Pimp Daddy

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“Licke” is a deliberate misspelling. It is a mashup of “lick” and “like”. You will find several misspellings in this piece. I didn’t just suddenly forget my B.A. in English. I don’t have dementia (yet). Comments telling me I made mistakes in writing this will not get approved. Some talkContinue Reading