Sysiphus

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First Posted 16-Jan-2015 Leelah, you poor thing. Bless your heart. You died for no reason. The world will not be fixed, sorry. There were three words in Leelah’s suicide note that just stopped me dead, “Fix the World”. The world can’t be fixed. It doesn’t come correct. Trying to makeContinue Reading

Anne Hathaway Golden Globes

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First Posted 19-Jan-2015 What He Sees What She Sees She’s Hot! My tits are not even I could do her. My tits are too small She’d be into me I have weird eyes. She’s probably a good cook. My skin is oily. I’m kinda fat & dumpy He’s kinda cute I don’tContinue Reading

Lighthouse Sunset

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First Posted 22-Jan-2015 I guess I’m making the very mistake I complain about. Folk ‘sposed to stop being silly when it comes to the phrase, “Climate Change”. I’ve written over 800 words making this mistake. It just seems so obvious that the phrase “Climate Change” means nothing. Oh, and asContinue Reading

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You have to play the rests. God worked six days of seven and rested on the 7th. Oh shut up. I know you, the one who wants to drag me into a fight over whether the 7th day was Saturday or Sunday. Go away. One of the conventions of storyContinue Reading

Obama Pimp Daddy

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“Licke” is a deliberate misspelling. It is a mashup of “lick” and “like”. You will find several misspellings in this piece. I didn’t just suddenly forget my B.A. in English. I don’t have dementia (yet). Comments telling me I made mistakes in writing this will not get approved. Some talkContinue Reading

Steampunk Woman

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First Posted 08-Feb-2015 I don’t have arguments like this anymore. By now, folk hopefully know I don’t understand, don’t behave, and don’t tell the truth. So I have less to explain, maybe. Also, this is a conversation for my Christian brethren. If you are not Christian and the below rantContinue Reading

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First Posted 10-Feb-2105 Not dead yet? Sun rose again today? Doh. Guess we are not going to die just yet. Dang. I was hoping to be raptured so I didn’t have to do dishes tonight. Well that stinks. As I type it’s a fairly typical February day for Richmond, VA.Continue Reading

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First Posted 11-Feb-2015 War is one of the easy essays. War is horrible. It’s easy to oppose war. War exists now in places in the world. For us Americans, though, it’s something that happens on TV. Some families face it in the men & women who come home from militaryContinue Reading