War of Words
2026-02-10
BURN HIM AT THE STAKE! OFF WITH HIS HEAD! TO THE GULAG WITH HIM! ORANGE MENACE IS AN EXISTENTIAL THREAT TO THE SOVEREIGNTY OF MOTHER EARTH AND ALSO THE POLAR BEARS AND MY FEELINGS!!!1!1!Continue Reading
Kaylees Moral High Ground
2026-02-06
Tate stormed over to Inger’s booth at Mimosa House, voice booming:
“You’re killing Blue Luna butterflies with that smoking truck. I’m calling the cops.”
Inger set her fork down calmly. “They’re pupating, dude. Not extinct. Just hidden.”
Tate swung wild—missed hard. One light shove later, he stumbled back, pride deflating as Kaylee yelped and the waitress cleared the drama. Inger paid the tab, tipped big, and walked out into the sun.Continue Reading
Chihuahua Redux
2026-01-29
A shared love of butterflies turns into a righteous stand against sooty diesel smoke. Then hunger and needing to pee disrupt the cause. The Blue Luna butterflies are still endangered. But the Target bathroom is open.Continue Reading
Sexy Rubber Chickens
2025-12-11
The brig in Norfolk smelled like bleach, rust, and broken dreams. Damian sat on the lower bunk in his orange jumpsuit, squeezing a squeaky rubber chicken in each fist like they were nunchaku.“That bottle blonde with the toy sword thinks she’s hot shit,” he told the other detainees, who were already trying not to laugh. “Brown belt my ass. What that bitch needs is some sausage and a good spanking. Knock her up. I’m gonna claim her with these sexy rubber chickens.Continue Reading
Tanks for the Birthday
2025-06-18
The Woke True Folk toss me mock-worthy grenades, but Trump’s outdone them with the Trump Military Parade 2025—a Soviet-style circus for his 79th and the Army’s 250th. Tanks roll, helicopters buzz, and Doc Holiday the dog struts while Cheetoh Satan brags it’s “better than ever.” I laugh at the dictator vibes, but the real joke? A $25 million ego trip that even Mao would envy. Dive into the full takedown at worldofwebb.net—subscribe for more satire that bites!Continue Reading