Prince Ersatz
2017-04-13
Hi, my name is Prince Ersatz and I am a malcontent. That moment when I realize I have been made actual after years of being a pretender.Continue Reading
How to Stay Alive as a Cab Driver
2017-03-16
This is how I am 57, a cab driver, and stay alive. For the hours that I am working and while I am in my cab, it is a benevolent dictatorship. This is what a successful rider will do: be on time, get in, be quiet while I drive youContinue Reading
Even Churches Die
2017-03-12
Churches die and are reborn. Churches like other organizations, have a lifespan. They either attract the next generation of leaders or they die.Continue Reading
What Are We?
2017-03-04
Fashy Boy asks, “What are we?” and Felina answers, “friends.” This does not sit well with Fashy Boy. Fashy Boy, it seems, pitched the idea of meeting the fam and Felina agreed. Meeting the fam is a “we are a thing” move. He was hoping for more than “friends“. ItContinue Reading
The Last Hippie
2017-02-19
Turns out that tearing up your own neighborhood doesn’t move the needle elsewhere.Continue Reading
Hell to the No
2017-02-16
If I ask you to eat a turd because you want to sell me something, at least pretend you like eating turd.Continue Reading
Daddy Issues
2017-02-15
America’s got Daddy Issues. We crave a benevolent god-king to fill the Zeus-sized hole, but end up with lying pimps and sketchy Johns. Satirical takedown of politics, Trump, Obama, and our endless search for the perfect father figure.Continue Reading
Banana Slug
2017-02-10
Banana Slugs like beer so much they drink themselves to death.Continue Reading