Blond SHYT Daddy Issues

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America’s got Daddy Issues. We crave a benevolent god-king to fill the Zeus-sized hole, but end up with lying pimps and sketchy Johns. Satirical takedown of politics, Trump, Obama, and our endless search for the perfect father figure.Continue Reading

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Happy Year of the Rooster! I got me a 9mm, 12-gauge, full-auto, laser-sighted, led flashlighted bad ass paintball gun and I am going to murder against these wussies.Continue Reading

Future Dystopia

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I find the current political mood to be highly amusing. We want the smell of change but actual change? Not so much. We loved Obama because he whispered sweet nothings while beating us back into the hospital. When we really got mad he gave us his card so we couldContinue Reading

Daniel 3

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I wrote a post I titled, “Anxiety“. I wanted to be done with it. I am not done with it. I am not over it. Fear touches me in two ways lately. My son, who I don’t usually write about, suffers from anxiety that causes depression for him. This isContinue Reading

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Let me explain the title of this piece. This aphorism, “secrets have a way of getting out,” was in my head as I watched our local TV station report the march on Broad Street because Dumpf was inaugurated. Dumpf’s opposition is desperate for a secret that will kill his abilityContinue Reading