Misery in the Valley
A Pastoral Peace It’s been a quiet week on the farm. Spring is a few months away. There is still winter misery in the valley. Over the winter Ray tore down the 9N and rebuilt it. The chicken coop needs an overhaul, including two tires. It’s been a couple ofContinue Reading
Aye Tonya Evil Bad
Maybe my first paid post. My buddy asked me to go see I, Tonya. Did that. I had a couple thoughts. First, the obligatory nod to Yoast SEO, aye tonya evil bad. Next, I tried talking to Felina about them. It did not go well. The first thing she saidContinue Reading
Are There Any Fun Things to do in Richmond?
Are there any fun things to do in Richmond? There are no fun things to do in Richmond. Don’t come here. It is the Capital of the Confederacy and everyone here is a white, racist, sexual predator. We will eat you if you come here. You have been warned. You can thank me now.Continue Reading
You Can’t Repent
You Can’t Repent. You are Irredeemable. Oprah, Queen of Kleenex has declared this. She has sent forth her Amazonian Army to castrate you. You need to get used to being a monster in the eyes of the Queen. Being castrati won’t be enough. There is another who made a Way.Continue Reading
SJW Cat Ladies
Big Black Mama Won This is a good read from my friend. Source: SJW Cat Ladies SJW Cat Ladies Fail. At bottom, a zeitgeist grounded in idealism, in how the world ought to be, will disappoint. No amount of tantrum or sincere feeling can change certain facts. That said, aContinue Reading
Good Night Sweet December
Of Lost December Regrets Good night sweet December. Another year, another season, another reason to talk about regrets. One more sunrise in which winter gives way to a hangover and promises to be better this year. It’s that reason for the season and the concomitant credit card debt. Christmas isContinue Reading
We Are Only Our Worst Moments
e are only our worse moments. Everything necessary can be heard in a soundbite of our worse moments. Your motes are in play. My logs? Off limits.Continue Reading
Forecast is Cloudy
Deep South Hot The forecast is cloudy. It is the summer of 2017 in Mount Pleasant, SC. Jolana, her daughter, and her husband are at the KOA with my Pappa and his dog, Dexter. It is hot, deep South hot. This is hours before the solar eclipse began its traverseContinue Reading
Out of the Mouth of Boys
All Needs Are Rights If you are underage and your survival depends on adults, many things feel like God given rights. To be fair, much is a right because two people had sex and here you are. Beyond the age of ?12? or so, beyond puberty when it is possibleContinue Reading
Liberty Can
That’s Not a Real Jeep I bought a 2007 Jeep Liberty. The marketing material for it boasts of it as the most capable SUV of that year. The truth of that comes later. There is only one Jeep for the enthusiast. You know the one. If you don’t, the pictureContinue Reading